The Roughneck

Heavy Duty With Muscles

Enough of the mamby-pamby talk. You need a mattress that ain’t wimpy.

Let’s face it, your mom did something heroic when she gave birth to you,

Your dad is a miracle worker at making the money to feed you enough.

You’re not gonna find another mattress as tough as this.

When everyone else runs from an out of control oil well gusher, This mattress calmly steps in its direction, Caps it, And grins with gooey dirt in its teeth. It’s still ready to go, And it’s always gonna smile at the prospect of supporting you.

This mattress is Carhart. Get on it and see.

It’s got muscles on muscles and oversized bones.

Think you can handle gettin’ more than a decade of good sleep on it?