Old School Firm

Tried and True, Familiar

You’ve slept on a firm mattress your whole life.
Why reinvent the wheel?

You grew up on prettles,
Tuned in to polka hour on WNDH.
Life in Northwest Ohio wasn’t fancy—It was real.
Tried and true.
Handshakes and square meals.
Ham and Bean Soup.
Maybe the 2-on-Rye at Spengler’s.

You remember when Sofa Express was the Metropole.
You danced there once—when the time was right,
And the drinks were flowing.

Sure, you could spend more on a mattress—but why?
This kind of nice, firm bed has worked for decades.
And it fits the budget you had in mind.

Sit on it.Then lie back.
Nice. Firm. Comfortable.
Yep—that’s a bed.
Feels like it was made just for you.

And the best part? You can only get it in Napoleon.

Maybe you’ll wake up ready to hit the dance floor again.
Or maybe you’ll just stay in,
Munching on prettles,
Feeling just right.